Neraka AS vs Indonesia

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George W. Bush & Suharto sama sama masuk neraka

Di pintu neraka mereka ditawarin mau masuk ke neraka AS atau neraka Indonesia. Bush segera menjawab, NERAKA AS aja deh. Indonesia dunianya aja kaya neraka apalagi nerakanya kaya apa??????

Iblis memberi jadwal siksaan di neraka AS
06.00 : Dibakar
12.00 : Ditenggelamkan di air
18.00 : Disetrum
24.00 : Dicambuk

Dengan terpaksa Suharto masuk ke neraka Indonesia.

1 bulan kemudian, mereka berdua diberi istirahat sehari boleh ninggalin neraka.

Bush udah gak kuat banget nahan siksaan di neraka. Ehhhh.. dia lihat Suharto lagi enak-enak segar bugar, malah tambah gemuk kayaknya.

Bush tanya, LOE DISIKSA APA DI NERAKA INDONESIA? Suharto ngasih jadwalnya :

06.00 : Dibakar
12.00 : Ditenggelamkan di air
18.00 : Disetrum
24.00 : Dicambuk

Loh.... kan sama juga sama di neraka AS. kok lu bisa seger buger gini sih?

Suharto jawab,

La gimana nggak seger????
Tiap jam 6 mau dibakar, BBM disini mahal banget, udah gitu duit dikorupsi sana-sini, jadi gak pernah ada BBM. Gak jadi deh dibakar.

Mau ditenggelamkan, PDAM mati terus.

Mau disetrum, PLN juga sering ngadat.

Mau dicambuk, setan petugasnya telaaaaaat terus datangnya. Udah gitu datang cuman absen, ambil honor, pulang lagi deh dia.



sory kalo udah ada..... maklum penghuni baru

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The bird living in a zoo of Edinburgh, already more than ten years is under trusteeship of royal army of Norway. For this time penguin Nils Olav has made the present military career. From the second lieutenant it has served to the colonel, the rank to it was appropriated the special order by king. In honour of this event solemn ceremony has been arranged. Norwegian military have specially arrived to Scotland to salute the winged officer. It has lead the first review of armies.

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Hehehehe, bagus ni buat nyindir para penguasa diatas sana, yang hobinya cuma bikin susah rakyatnya aja...
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