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Mudah2an bermanfaat bagi yang akan melakukan perjalanan terbang dengan pasangan... :Peace:
Atau ketemu pramugari yg lumayan...:hammer:


Airplane Sex Guide
For your own safety and comfort and that of your fellow passengers and crew,
please observe the following regulations when engaging in in-flight sex.
Sex While Seated
Regulations require that you keep your seatbelts fastened at all times when
seated. Therefore, only oral and manual sex are permitted in the main cabin. If
you desire privacy, you may request a blanket to conceal your activities.

Autofellatio
This option is always available to our
passengers who prefer to self-suck. To avoid
head injuries, make sure your tray table is
secured in its upright and locked position.
Hand Job
To initiate a hand job, unzip the fly of the
passenger seated immediately next to you,
freeing his penis. Grasping the shaft firmly,
use a brisk up-and-down motion until climax
is achieved. Flight attendants may provide
moist towelettes for cleanup. Hot towels are
available to our first-class passengers.
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To initiate a blow job, unzip the fly of the
passenger seated immediately next to you,
freeing his penis. Rotate your torso 90
degrees and flex at the waist until your
mouth contacts the recipient’s hard on. Move
head up and down as indicated.
Passengers who are unable or prefer not to
swallow may use the paper receptacle bags
located in the forward seat pocket. After use,
give the bag to a flight attendant for disposal.
Sex in the Lavatories
For the comfort and consideration of all passengers, we request that couples limit
their sessions to 15 minutes or less, whether or not climax is achieved. Please
engage the "Having Sex" sign on the lavatory door so that you will not be
disturbed.

To facilitate sex in the close quarters of an airline lavatory, may we suggest the
following positions. Due to the size of the facilities, threesomes are prohibited.
Seated sex positions are recommended if the airplane encounters turbulence.
We must remind you that smoking after sex or tampering with a lavatory smoke
detector are federal offenses.



Blow Job (Sitting)
If emergency fecal evacuation is required,
this position may be used for performing a
blumpkin maneuver. In this case, be sure the
commode lid is OPEN.
Blow Job (Standing)
If you do not swallow, please spit into the
commode, or alternately, the sink.


Cunnilingus
To avoid being overwhelmed by a foul odor,
be sure that the commode lid is shut before
your female partner is seated. If the
commode is closed and you are still
overwhelmed by a foul odor during
cunnilingus, we suggest your partner review
basic hygiene procedures. Unfortunately,
due to space considerations, an in-flight
bidet is not available.
Fingering (Seated)
After inserting a hand into your partner’s
panties, digitally stimulate her clitoris using
up-and-down, side-to-side, or circular
motions. If you cannot locate the clitoris,
refer to the detailed diagram on the other
side of this card.


Intercourse - Doggy-Style Against Sink
Save time by using this position to wash your
hands or fix your makeup while having sex.
Intercourse – Sitting on Sink
Avoid activating the faucet in this position or
you’ll end up with an extra large wet spot.


Intercourse – Sitting on Commode
To maintain the aircraft's equilibrium, we ask
that passengers refrain from riding the
baloney pony too vigorously during flight.
Intercourse – Standing Against Commode
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